Red is an average 30 year old guy who lives in the United Kingdom, in an unspecified location known as the Arse End of Nowhere. He is owned by Jake the Cat and his Awesome Tail, Minky the Cat and her Awesome Lungs, and Socks the Cat, who doesn’t technically live with him, but drops by on a regular basis because she knows when there’s a mug around who will give her a free meal.

In 2004 he bought his first digital camera (a Canon PowerShot A60) and has been hooked ever since. He’s since upgraded to a Canon Powershot S2IS, and you can find his work on his Flickr gallery.

Red likes to do some contact juggling when he’s feeling co-ordinated enough. In short, CJ is what Jareth does when he plays with his balls in Labyrinth. No, his other balls. ;) Check out some CJ videos on YouTube, because there are some awesome jugglers out there.

For anyone wondering what Red looks like, here is an accurate representation.

An accurate representation of Red.

For anyone wondering, the banner is a modified piece of Red’s photography. It’s a macro of a romanesco cauliflower.